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aries’ libertine – unrestrained use of vinegar in a cocktail

aries is the ultimate diamond in the rough. they are no frills get to the point or they’re gone you have 30 seconds to get it out talk fast. their heart is always made of gold and their undying...

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dark energy – coffee caipirinhas for aries

an ode to aries…. while the espresso bean appears saturnine (dark) in color, it’s life force is truly arien in nature. and that life force is the same one we start jonesing for around 4 pm every...

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aries’ heady affair with bitter jasmine

the cocktailian ingredient, bitters, is bitterly martian in nature. this herbal tonic is so intense that a few drops are usually all that’s called for in a recipe. just like the ram’s headstrong...

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gingerly but not – aries empties her freezer

well, it’s that time of year again… time to get your wicker on. now if you’re wondering, like a curious kaiser, where i got the peaches… i’ll tell you – from my freezer! here in new york, they are...

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bourbon freeze – aries can drink this pitcher by herself

the caffeine that is present in all varieties of tea, with the exception of herbal, is due to a martian presence. yes, the alien’s first planted tea several thousand years ago on planet earth. j/k…...

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brain shooters for halloween-a shot for aries

this could quite possibly be the single most disgusting concoction i have ever come across, barring anything meat-infused of course. thanks stevie B for bringing it to my attention. i think. the BLOOD...

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under the stars w/ me, susan miller & todd english

this past holiday i created the cocktails for UNDER THE STARS, an astrology-themed event with famed astrologer SUSAN MILLER and celebrity chef TODD ENGLISH. both of whom, seem to be nice people, which...

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earth day tipple: gulf spilltini two years later

i still cannot believe that people patronize BP gas after the atrocities they so knowingly committed. yes, BP planned the gulf spill, they intentionally tapped into an under water volcano of sorts and...

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GARLIC JAM SIDECAR or a stake through the heart?

this excerpt is from GLOBAL LOOKING GLASS where i dedicated this drink to Scorpio. Here i dedicate it to Aries: With all the vampirism of late, both in our everyday realities (hello government) and...

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KSTEwed rhubarb bubbly for aries

catch my celebrity cocktail column in CHILLED MAGAZINE, featuring ARIES, kristen stewart: Happy Birthday Aries, the first sign of the Zodiac. The ram is the sign that exemplifies celestial infancy. So,...

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